noodleos:

when u drink tap water from a city uve never been

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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

(Source: wowhead)

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Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

libertarirynn:

impuretale:

sinningsleepingandshitposting:

flotorshi:

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

Hang on what was number five?

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worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

(Source: hexglyphs)

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51don:

Ain’t nobody as nasty as a girl that’s in love with you

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humorstar:

catlips001:

blueauradoggo:

Possibilities:

I like these but

Would you also consider these?

sorry, I had to solve this problem…

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taquito:

yall hate ratatootie but who do u think is making ur food at olive garden huh!!??

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allsonargent:

things i absolutely detest and avoid at all cost: forced socializing

things that are necessary to get anywhere in your career: forced socializing

(Source: c0ntemplations)

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